Walking
Tall
by StanDAMAN69@yahoo.com
yeah so the rock plays Buford T. Puser, ass kicker extraordinaire (see mrs.
jonson I told you I could use those grammar words shit) who comes back to his
hometown after layin the fuckin smackdown on terrorists or brendan fraser or
some shit how should I know? anyfuckinway, he finds this babe at a strip club/casino/drug
dealership and along with his boy johnny knoxville and a HUGE fucking stick
he sets out beating serious loser ass then he becomes the sheriff after some
jabronis cut him all to hell so you know how that ended ….. serious smackdown
action one problem though it was too short man like seriously I felt like it
was over before I could build up a good whiz in me, and that folks is the gauge
of a rockin movie (like collateral I had to fuckin piss twice and I held it
the second time cos… whoa) like it was cool and shit but there was a lackage
of stiffler-action and most definately no WALKEN-mania… shit. anyway I
guess it rocked my world as much as it needed to and then went along the rocks
merry way. fuckin a man, fuckin a.