The Rosa Corporation Takes a Hard Line on Drugs
Here at the Rosa Corporation, we understand something those
Fat Cats in Congress don't:
THE WAR ON DRUGS IS UNWINNABLE.
Don't misunderstand, we come to this conclusion with a heavy
heart, because if the Federal Government would recognize our existence and
not shun us based on our continued affiliation with Randy the Holy one, we
could drastically decrease the number of drugs entering the country ourselves
by seizing it for our top secret research.
How could we succeed where others have failed? Simple, The Rosa Corporation
would use it's enforcement drones to patrol inner cities, borders, and of
course, rich white households for mandatory "donations". If people
refuse to donate their drugs to us, our drones will forcibly take the contraband
and donors will be summarily executed. Sounds good, doesn't it?
Well, Fat Cats, we're right here. Stop asking for information about our research
of drugs, stop asking us to submit to your so-called "lie detector tests,"
and get on the ball. The Drones are ready. And we REALLY want to get drugs
off the streets and into our top secret facilities. It's only fair.